THE LEGENDARY LA ROSE NOIRE
TONY LEUNG MAGGIE SHIU
TERESA MO BO BO FUNG
DIRECTED BY JEFFREY LAU
Butterfly, from now on you must make your own way
Forget your ex-husband, Chuen
And cope with every challenge like a boxer
You must never fall down
The sleeping princess wakes up and becomes a beautiful queen
Kidding, how can you write such silly things?
Why is it silly to be a beautiful queen?
When Chuen courted me he always said that to me
He was a cop, how can you trust a cop?
When a man courts a woman he will say anything to please you
Like my husband Fred
He said he was a bird with no legs
Flying with the wind of love
Until the day he dies
And 3 months after we got married he stopped flying
But he doesn't die. Damn
Mom
Didn't you say your cousin who's a director...
- wanted me to write scripts for him? - Yes
- What kind of films has he directed? - Art film
- What title? - Bitchy Housewife
Really artistic
Butterfly, we're good friends, right?
I can't help you in money but I'll take care of you
Mom
Coming
His teacher wants to see me again
- What wife you say? - Bitchy Housewife
Bye
Jinx, that beauty's jogging again
Come and take a look...
Yeah
Be quick
Come and have a look
What is it?
Are you jogging? It's useless
Your tits will droop
Yeah, they'll droop
That's none of your business
Don't bully the girl, what do you want?
I just want to help you tighten them
Jinx
What a freak
Officer Lui
Head or stomach?
We're just having some fun with her
We're neighbours, we won't assault her
Yes...
Head or stomach?
Please...
Stomach
You gangsters
If I see you bully her again
I'll arrest you all
He's a cop
Go
Let's go
Miss Wong, I am your neighbour
My names Lui, Keith
Your surname is Keith?
No, Keith Lui
I always see you working at night
Do you usually work overnight?
He knows my name and that I work overnight
He's probably a bad egg
You're very observant
See you
I understand
One should be careful when we meet new friends
I won't blame you, Miss Wong
You will know someday...
that I'm a decent man
Luckily no one saw that
What sort of art film is it?
It's an X-rated script
It's a script anyway
Don't hate it
Many people love watching X-rated films
Yes, auntie
Mom always watches them
Nosy, I just watch it for your dad
I've got to see his teacher again. Remember the deposit
Bye
I wonder if Miss Wong understands me or not
That's too much
Why must I write this kind of rubbish?
An X-rated film?!
I used to write novels for children
My God
I'll call Bitchy Housewife
It's not new
An elephant and a dog?
I'm poor, why don't you save me too?
That's ridiculous
I'll call Chuen
Put on a cheerful voice
Who is it?
It's me
Why are you calling so late?
Call my office next time, would you?
Don't call my home, OK?
My wife quarreled severely with me last night
I'm your wife too
Well, ex-wife
It's history...
Honey
Bitch, this time you get salad
You'll get acid next time
It's not me, she's the one who called
Miss Wong...
May I know if anybody's home?
Since there's no one here, I...
I'd better shut the door first
Let's have a glance at what she's written
The Sleeping beauty finally wakes up and becomes a beautiful queen
That's romantic
She must be a lonely queen
Shit...
Do you know me?
No
Who are you? Why did you come to my home?
It's none of your business Look, I got sugar cane!
Give way
Get lost
You just calm down...
Don't push me I'll kill you with sugar cane
I can kill you too
See, I can do this too. I'm good
I know how too
I'll kill you
Kill you!
Enough!
Where am I?
Officer Lui
Why don't you take the lift?
Yeah
I just wanted to know whether it was faster than taking a lift
Really?
Don't bully others
Butterfly, you are useless
You fail both in your career and love life
Come over here
See how lucky they are, and me?
I hurt my small finger
Get to hospital first
Don't kill him! I'll give you everything
I'll give it all to you
Hurry up
Go
You robbed someone?
Who was robbed?
Butterfly was robbed
I'll be right there
Are you alright?
How are you that fast?
I won't go in
Nobody's here, what should we do?
Open the door, leave it and go
Put it in and leave
All rich people have big houses like this
Look, damn rich man
There's air conditioner so why they need a fan? For suicide?
Damn, why do they need a dining table that big? For snooker?
How can they stand it?
Hey, leave it and go
Why don't we have a look first?
For how long?
We'll leave after viewing the kitchen
I'm sure the kitchen is 7-8 times bigger than my home
I think the toilet is bigger than my bath tub
The maid's room is bigger than my bedroom
Hey, that's it!
I think so
- But not before seeing the master bed-room - Damn!
Damn, this bed is big enough for me
She is a woman, so am I
Why am I that poor?
Damn, you can tell at once
These women are willing to be the slaves of men!
I wish to be a slave with all these beautiful clothes
Someone's coming back
Hide up
Brother Leung, here is $1.5 billion
Just check it out
It's him
Kuen, let's go
That's it
Here are the goods, check them
They are all from Thailand
What is it? What're they trading?
That's alright, brother
You're reliable, that's why you're the right hand of Bill
What are you doing?
You can't harm Bill's men
Why not? We can take both the money and the goods
It's none of my business. I know nothing
Damn it
Good job
Throw Cheung's corpse into the sea
Take the goods to the Philippines and wait for me
I'll tell Bill that Cheung betrayed him
It'll be OK
I'll wait for you there
Who is it?
No one!
Let's go!
Freeze!
It's none of our business don't scare us
If you want to kill, kill her
Let my friend go
I promise she won't tell anyone
Rape her first or kill her first whatever you like
She...
What's wrong with you?
I'm not interested in either of you
But having you two as fall guys, Bill'll never suspect
Don't
Go...
Don't go
We've left many finger prints here
We'd better clean them up, go!
Am I crazy? Why'd I clean the car?
What are you doing?
I made it look like a fight amongst themselves
This looks like an internal conflict
Black Rose, who beats crimes
What?
It doesn't matter anyway because there is no Black Rose
This can mislead the cops
You think it's a classic movie?
You spelled the word wrongly
Hold it, there are finger prints on the paper
Hurry up, my son's teacher wants to see me
Great
Damn, why don't you shut the door?
Black Rose? Are you kidding?
Who's Black Rose?
You dare steal from me?
Brother, I didn't betray you
If you don't believe me then investigate yourself
There were two girls
I saw them take away our money and goods
Chu
Yes, boss
Get Uncle Kau here. I want to ask him something
Black Rose dares steal from me
I'll chop her into pieces
We've found finger prints on the main door
There was a heroine called Black Rose in the 50's
She robbed the rich and helped the poor
To immortalise her, director Chor Yuen...
Directed the film and his wife acted the part of Black Rose
But she has committed a crime, so we've got to arrest her
Come in
Sir, these are finger prints left by the suspect
After analysis by the computer
Here are the results
Jogging?
Yes, are you going to school?
The Black Rose is wanted by the cops with warrants of $500,000
If you have any clue about the Black Rose
With your picture, I'm sure I can catch you
Leung, I'll return one week later
Don't tell me you can't handle it
OK, I know what to do
Boss
Keep an eye on things when I'm gone
Dear Master, your student, Piu Hung...
Is feeling miserable after watching TV today
A few shameless rascals dared to frame you...
For committing crimes
So I decided...
What have I decided?
I forget
Where did the master ask me to go for tea?
If you really want to dig the rascals out just kill them then
I need no hints from you
To kill or not, I'll give the order. I am the headmaster
You don't have a say here
You deserve to be crazy
No wonder Keith got scared and left
Bullshit, Keith loves me
He loves you?
Keith and I are the perfect couple
If it wasn't for you, Keith wouldn't have left me
You liar, that's Man-tat Ng
He's Man-tat Ng?
Sorry, I am wrong
He's Stephen Chow
You're nuts, you said Keith is Stephen Chow?
You are nuts. Keith of course is not Stephen Chow
This is Stephen Chow!
Let me fool you instead
What am I talking about?
You owe somebody money
Who?
You have an Adonis
You said you work in a night club to pay his costs
A night club? Is it day shift or night shift?
Sister, are you going?
Get changed now or your boyfriend will beat you
Is he that vicious?
Who is my boyfriend then?
Tell me first
You always stop the conversation in such an abrupt way
Am I a club girl? Did I pay for my boyfriend?
I forget who is my boyfriend
My memory is getting worse
Shit
Where did I put my medicine?
I did put it here
Isn't it under the table?
Please give me that
I want one catty of pork and bone please
I'll take it later
OK
I'll collect the money first
Please give me 3 pieces of mustard root spice
I'll choose them myself
They're all the same
Are they?
They are almost the same
Big news, boss
What?
Black Rose is showing up again
Really?
The TV is showing now
There are 3 corpses at the scene
One of them named Lee is a wanted criminal
And the other two, Cheng, and Chiu
They have records of drug trafficking
The Black Rose...
I knew Black Rose she was famous when I was small
She was superb, we all admired her
These three guys deserved it
They look alike
Oh, Black Rose loves eating this
I want these
I won't betray my heroine for $500,000
We are all men of righteousness
Take it all if you like
Why should I?
I want three only
I feel happy too
I'll tell others that Black Rose
took 3 pieces of my mustard root spice.
I'm so proud!
What Black Rose?
Look
Damn!
Black Rose cursed us!
Go and chase her
No, I said I'm not
Damn, I said I'm not Black Rose
Damn, you 're on the TV
What?
You're Black Rose?
I don't want to be Black Rose!
My wife is Black Rose!
Congratulations!
Your wife is so famous
You're her husband and you're working in our insurance company
The clients will be pleased
You're promoted to General Manager now
Congratulations
Thank you
Who's the husband of Chow Wai Kuen?
He is
Please come with us to the police station
Why do I have to?
What a great and quick change
Why don't you be the General Manager?
Forget it!
Who are you looking for?
Are you looking for Chow Wai Kuen?
Who are you looking for?
Butterfly
Oh, Kuen
Close the curtain and the door, quick
What are you doing outside?
Damn
Where did you get it?
From director Lo
The news said you're the Black Rose
Sure! It's all because of you
My hubby is mad at me too
Why are you so mad?
I live a happy life
Being a happy housewife and my husband loves me
But now I have to hide up
And my hubby misunderstands me
You shouldn't have dragged me in
You're really a loser
You blame me?
Miss Wong
Why do you have my keys?
The thing is...
Let me shut the door first
Officer Lui
You dropped your key one day
I picked it up by chance
So I buy two tickets...
Who is he?
My uncle
Uncle
He's shaking
He's got senile disorder
I want to shit...
May I help you?
I want to shit...
Butterfly, go with me
Hurry up
Leave it to me
I am a man, let me do it
Come on, uncle
I'll help you
No, I want to piss now
Oh, go ahead
Don't look at me, or I can't piss
Don't
You can't make it? Do you need help?
I can do it myself
So many bubbles
It seems to be detergent
Shit
So come and eat now
Butterfly, help me now
Sit down first
OK, I'll feed you
Miss Wong, let me do it
No
You'd better go to work, I'll do it
I have plenty of time
He needs somebody to sing him a song when he's eating
Let me do it
Yes... sing a song...
We shouldn't bother you
You're naughty
OK, I'll sing you a song
Baby, eat the cake
I am feeding you
You will grow up soon and be a good boy
It's delicious
See, are you OK?
You have eaten too much
You'd better leave, I can feed him myself
Well, I am leaving then
Fine
Don't give him too much
Thank you, goodbye
Bye
Why'd you make friends with this cop?
He's kind hearted anyway
We shouldn't trust any cop
Have you forgotten your ex-husband is a cop too?
Yes... a call
I'll get changed
Miss Wong, I am Keith Lui
What's the matter?
I have struggled in front of your door
I was thinking whether I should arrest you two
I know she is the Black Rose
So why are you calling?
Because I'm a cop I've called the police
They'll be here in 5 minutes
Leave from the rear door
I came...
To apologise for last night
And wanted to invite you to a concert
So we can talk and understand each other better
But I'm afraid there will be no chance
But if you want to find me
I have written my number on the back of the ticket
Which is on the table
Take care
That way
There are cops in our homes
We can't go back
We can't hide ourselves for life
But we have no money
We can't even beg for money
Or should we rob?
OK, let's do it
l'm just kidding. Don't be serious
By hook or by crook
We rob and run away
When I'm safe I'll pick up my family
Kuen, stay calm, OK?
We didn't murder them
The cops will find out the truth
Butterfly, I am not you
You can do whatever you want cause you are single
But I can't
If the cops think I'm the killer
I can't see my husband and son anymore
I won't drag you down
I will do it myself
Don't worry
What do you mean?
What I meant was I know you won't let me do it alone
We are good friends
We must go together
I was sure you'd do it
Let me go with you
I can't stop you
If you want me to, I'll help
Thank you, you are so kind
Let's go now
Stop, robbery!
Don't cry
Or I will kill you
Stop it or I'll kill you!
He pisses!
Good boy, don't cry
Tie his penis now!
Forget him, let's go
That's ridiculous, it's our first robbery
Damn
Butterfly, we are so great
I think no robbers have robbed congee before
Let's give ourselves one more chance
We'll try again after the food
Are you kidding?
I have got the money, then you...
That foreigner seems to be rich
Let's get him
See you in the alley
Follow me.
Go!
You again
It's them!
Let's go
Where are you taking me?
Chase after them
What should we do now?
Brother, she's not here
Let her go, we'll go back now
Why are you in my car?
I just wanted to give you all a ride
Who are you?
How dare you pretend to be Black Rose? I'll kill you!
Let me ask her
OK
Go ahead
Have you eaten?
What?
It's troublesome
If you make trouble here
I'll use the Master's bell
Don't you try to scare me
She's haunted?
This is our school's regulation. The bell represents our master
Once she hears the bell ring she must practice Kung-fu
Now I'm asking you...
What's the relationship between Black Rose and you?
Why should I tell you?
I don't know her
If you don't tell me the relationship between you and Wong Fei-hong
You will never leave
Who's Wong Fei-hong?
You are Wong Fei-hong?
I am Wong Fei-hong?
What's wrong with you?
What did I just ask you?
You said you would introduce a doctor to me
No
So why did you break in my house?
I didn't
You brought me here
Why would I do such a nonsensical thing?
I won't pay your living costs
So you're not going to introduce me to a doctor, are you?
No
Doctor Lau Ting Kin
Is he good?
Sure, my girlfriends go to him for plastic surgery
I don't want any plastic surgery
Sister, she's playing with me
Fix her anyway you want
# S*...
She doesn't know Kung-fu
I don't think she is the one who framed our master
She can stand it
You crazy, you hurt my ass
You did it too hard!
Since I've got the girl
Her friend won't say anything to the cops
You should keep an eye on the police
After this week but before Bill gets back
I'll ship the goods off
Even if Bill knows
He won't find me
Wait for my goods, Superintendent Lai
Boss, the girl's shouting downstairs
Open the door...
I am not feeling well, come in please
Come in
What's the matter?
Come in first
You come out
You come in
You come out
How can I come out if you don't come in?
If you don't come out how can I come in?
Come in
No
Are you kidding? Why don't you come in?
What do you want?
Damn, I wasn't expecting this!
Crazy
I'll mark it down while my memory is still fresh
What are you doing?
Wall
Pillar
TV
How can I watch it?
She is my senior
Are you nuts?
I am Piu Hung
Mr. Vampire
Fresh water and tea
Phone rings again
Lui, I don't know what to do now. What shall I do?
Stay where you are
I'll be right there
My girl is in trouble, I must save her
But better dress up first
What happened to you?
Come in
You were kidnapped? Where are the criminals?
Don't go, come in...
Where are they? Don't cheat us
No, I didn't
They did stab me twice
If so, why are you still standing here?
Where are they now?
They were here
Damn
Damn, there are two corpses here
How can they hurt you?
Don't move
I didn't kill them
Don't move
I'll report and call for help
Sir, let's stay calm
I'll do it
You...
Can you guess who?
Please don't
I won't tell others about your business
Black Rose?
They are the Black Roses
What relationship do you have with the Black Rose?
Tell me, why did you steal my goods?
I don't know what are you talking about
I just wanted to return something to that man
I didn't know you were doing business
I thought the Black Rose only appeared in movies
I don't know Black Rose
I left the message to distract the police
But I didn't mean to get them killed
I am sorry, I didn't mean to
I won't do it again, sorry
Sorry, I am sorry
Finally
What is it?
See? They're puppets
This is the make-up technique written in our Rose Book
Remove the fake foot first
Oh, so you were testing me
You cried for two fake women
So I can tell you are kind hearted
Let's say...
Heroes respect heroes
You respect me, I respect you more
OK, Wong Fei-hong, I'll let you go
Master, my name is Butterfly Wong
Somebody is coming
Miss Wong
Stop there!
Try again
Trap?
What? You have traps here?
Pearls from 5 dragons?
Is this a film studio?
Are we making a movie or what?
Where is she hiding?
Cut...
Keith?
Keith? That sounds familiar
Switch off the trap
Slow down
Brother Keith
Who is he?
She's forgotten who Keith is, that's good
Tell me
He...
Is your dad
My dad?
He left me for 20 years now he can't forget me
And has come back to me
He's come back to you
Then why didn't he look for Mum?
I'm your Mum
You're my Mum?
But aren't you my senior?
Well, when Keith left me
He didn't know I was pregnant
To keep our baby
I hid myself in a cave
After a few months
I gave birth to you
No one helped me with the delivery
So I bit off your umbilical cord
So, your nick name is umbilical cord
But Mum, I look as old as you
That's because I seldom sleep late
And taking nutritious food keeps me looking young
Mom!
I can feel warmth
I must get Keith tonight
and make him mine
Dear, take her out
I have something to talk about to your dad
Follow me, sister
She looks young for once
You can move now
I've got to get that man
Are you alright?
Stop it
Your memory is getting worse
Who says so?
What's that on your head?
Hat
Why do you carry the bell on your waist?
It's the Master's Bell
Wrong
There's a note on it
It can't ring, it's not a bell
What do you want now?
You'll be mine sooner or later
What's wrong?
Who says it doesn't ring?
I want you now
Don't come near, stay away
Can you hear it?
Yes, stop it
Bitch, stop it
You heartless bastard
I love you so much but you call me a bitch
I'll kill you
I will cut your heart out, you bad man
Mom, why are you beating daddy?
How can you treat me like this?
Lock him in the basement. I'll kill him tomorrow!
What?
You look like someone I know
Daddy!
Daddy?
Let me go
I'm a cop
How dare they lock me in here
Who are they, Miss Wong?
They are the students of Black Rose
Black Rose? Are you kidding me?
It's your job to get us out here
How?
Although they lock you in here
I know they love you
What?
It's true, your 'lover'
She treats you as her puppy love, Keith
Keith?
I've got an idea
What is it?
Please listen to my explanation
The story is...
Officer Lui
You still torment me with that song
Something's wrong...
Daddy, mom is very sad
She doesn't want to live
Being beaten like this I don't want to live either
Did she hurt you severely?
Yes
Eat this
Why do I have to take these?
This is not medicine
This is poison
Poison?
Since you and Mum don't want to live
Then you two can die together
Like Romeo and Juliet
You are Romeo and Mom is Juliet
Come on
No
Bravo, Mom, dad has eaten all of them
He said he loved you the most
It's chocolate
Chocolate? Why did she force me to eat chocolate?
Miss Wong
Are you OK?
I'm fine
It's fate we meet again
We used to be neighbours
Now, we live together too
I think it's less comfortable now?
It's me who dragged you down
Don't blame yourself. This was my own decision
Butterfly, wake up
He's a cop
Don't fall in this butterfly trap
You're living alone
Where is your family?
They...
They're living overseas
My husband is working in Europe and seldom comes back
Your husband?
He is editor of a foreign publishing company for fairy tales
He's still like a kid, everybody says so
What are you doing?
It's a trick
But without this
They won't trust me
If they believe me...
We'll have a chance to escape
- Officer Lui - Call me Keith
I am not well educated. I don't know how to write a children's story
But about dirty tricks
I'm an expert
Go shout loudly for help
Say I am committing suicide
Help! Somebody commits suicide hurry...
Help...
What? Chocolate can kill?
Daddy, how are you?
Go get some blood-clotting medicine
Shut up
Medicine...
Shit, I forget where it is
There's a sticker on it
So big
Shut up, I've pressed your sinus, there won't be any pain
Here comes the medicine
Help him to stop bleeding first. Don't dirty my place
If you don't forgive me
I'd rather die
Forgive you?
I've been waiting for you 20 years
You're ruthless
You cheated my first love
I was only 13
You gave birth to me at 13?
It hurts...
I'm strong because I always practice Kung fu
Even from when I was 8
What have you done to him?
I just want to stop him from bleeding
This is cement!
Are you nuts? Come with me
Don't move
It hurts
Don't move
It won't hurt after washing it
What did you say?
Wash it yourself
I guess the cement has entered my ear
Wipe it
Thanks
You forgive me, don't you?
I do if you promise you will never leave me again
I swear, I will never leave again
Stop it, I believe you
So you still love me
Don't laugh at me
Mom...
I remember who Keith is
What do you want?
He is Keith, my dad
Dad, you can sleep here
I've cleaned it up for you
But don't fool around at night
Why?
Is it haunted?
Because, there're many traps in this house
Traps?
Yes, this house is so strange
Don't you think the people are strange too?
Where are you going?
Dad
Good night
Why are you looking at me like that?
I feel lucky to see you again
But I don't feel lucky
For the sake of Keith
You can be my maid
Maid?
Are you attracted to Keith?
If so, you'd in deep shit
I wouldn't dare, master
Don't call me master
But madam
Yes, madam
Bitchy
Don't scare me
I'm afraid of darkness
What lovely weather
Let's go out and catch butterflies
Butterflies?
I'll go get changed first
Follow me.
Good morning, daddy
Didn't you sleep well?
I've come to repair your bed.
Sit on the bed, follow my instructions
So I can check the springs
Yes, Miss
Come here
How come you look like a maid?
They took me as their maid
What should we do then?
They trust me now
When they fall asleep tonight
We can escape
How? Can't you see there's a big gate?
And the key is hung around her neck
You can move now
How's that?
Keep going
Why are you sleeping here?
Brother Keith
Don't worry, I'll see you tonight
Why are you stealing another's letter?
This is mine
Yours? Where do you live?
Upstairs
You live here? What proof do you have?
Come to the police station
Jinx, tell him I live upstairs
He doesn't know you. To the police station, now!
Brother Keith, I've got it
I'm so happy
I know you love me so much
I want to marry you
Marry me?
I'll knock you out this time
Open the door
What are you doing?
Nothing, just giving this back to you
Good night
Crazy
I'll try another trick
Miss Wong...
Can we go now?
I know where the main switch is
We'll go steal her keys
Why is she trembling?
My heart is beating so fast
I really love you
Please give me a chance
Why don't I feel disgusted at this?
Perhaps I really like him?
Good. She accepts me
I'll go and have a look
Are you the one who appeared in my home that night holding the sugar cane?
Since you know it was me...
Know that I have always loved you
I'll kill you
Come, nobody's here, hurry
Hurry up
Why didn't you ask me to play with you, Dad?
Playing what?
Hide-and-Seek
But it's too late
I want to
Why don't we play at sleeping?
Yeah, go to your room and sleep
I don't want sleeping
So what do you like to play?
123 Traffic light, OK?
But it's too late for that
I want to play it
How about stealing keys?
Stealing keys? That's good
Whose keys?
Your mom's keys. Let's go
Good! We've got your key
Why do you steal my key?
Idiot
I fail
I fail completely!
What?
Do you want to escape?
Don't snap. Daddy just wants to play with you
Actually, I wanted to steal the key...
because I want to go out
to buy a wedding ring and propose
Really?
Yes
Look at him, he's cunning
Yeah, you can tell he's a bad egg
Would you like something to drink?
Why does Piu Hung call you Mom?
The doctor said she's crazy
Nothing we can do
Don't tell her the truth
Or it will excite her
How are you? I am Piu Hung
I am Piu Hung
Mr Lui, call me if you are free
I am not Mr Lui
I am your 13th Aunt
13th Aunt?
Oh, you are the girlfriend of Wong Fei-hong, Glad to meet you
I'll visit you in Canton, later. Drink more, nice meeting you...
How can she talk to me like that?
Why do your friends look so vicious? Especially that one
They used to be notorious thieves
The one you mentioned is called Butcher
He wasn't always like that
But after his son Chi-ching was shot dead by the cops
He got more and more vicious
He hates cops, does he?
Not only him
All of them hate cops
What's wrong with you? You're not a cop!
Where are you going? The feast's going to start
- To the toilet! - Go later
It's dinner time
Take your seat
Welcome, please help yourself
Cheers!
Although she's crazy she seems to be normal
After the hardship endured by all of you
our company is doing better and better
Today is the 130th anniversary of our company
Let's enjoy ourselves tonight
There will be a lucky draw after dinner, cheers
Great...
Mom, I'm a General Manager now
Are you happy?
She is so sick
Do you know me? Piu Hung
That bastard is late again!
You mean your son, Wah?
Yes
Wah hangs with some rascals
and gives himself a nick name
What is it?
Jinx
What are you doing?
I am coming
Sorry, I'm late
I drink three as punishment
Open it
Hurry up
You're so late
Let us toast the couple
Great...
Cheers!
Get up...
I am searching for something, you drink first!
No, we'll wait for you
Take your time
I'll be searching for a long time!
If Lui's identity is disclosed
We'll be dead meat
I've got an idea
To make you dumb
Cheers!
Oh, you are...
Useless! You are wasting it. Get lost
Do you know him?
Sure
Who is he?
He is... (policeman)
What?
Speak louder
Speak!
Write it out then
He doesn't know how to write
He has a gun?
He is a gunman?
He is a gunman who is respected?
He is a respectable gunman?
Because he was trained in the military
I know. He must have come from Mainland China
What is it?
Speak up!
What?
Two fingers
Two words
The second one
Isn't it C?
Where are you going?
I am searching for a chair
Go on
What about the first one?
B?
D?
E?
I understand
WC
What is it?
What do you have in mind?
I don't know
What is it?
BC?
Before Christ?
Jesus?
Isn't it Christian?
Wait...
I am a PC, scene 6, take 7
Oh you are...
Yes
You are really smart
This is my real identity
Satisfied?
I've been doing this job for over 20 years
I am an artist
I always act as a PC
Thanks...
Please have your dinner
I will send you all my autograph
Great...
Thank you...
Thanks for coming...
Call me if you have time
How are you, auntie?
See you
Why don't you sleep?
Clean up, and bring me some wine
Let's go and rest now, Keith
Help me...
Come on
Coming
Hocus
Sister, I want some wine too
Hocus, to make you two faint
I'll go and get changed first. I'll be right back
I wish you'd never come back
Why am I so doomed?
Are you Superintendent Cheung? I am Sgt Lui
I'm in Black Rose's home
Her address is...
What are you talking about?
What's the matter?
One more toast
Stupid
Where is the woman?
She knocked me out
And she's escaped somewhere
Asshole
Hello, speaking
I think she's gone to save her friend at Black Rose's home
Go ahead
Tin Shui Wai, no.28
Cotton lane
OK, I'll get my men to kill them
Superintendent Lai, I won't forget you
Bye
Listen, gather our men in the car park in 10 minutes
Yes
What happened?
I don't know, I was knocked out
Where's my car?
Sir, madam, the wine
Lucky money
Thank you...
Come on
One more
Why, they're not even dizzy?
If you throw them all away you sure won't feel dizzy!
Could we postpone the wedding maybe make it 7 years later?
Do you have a mistress?
Actually, I do have another woman
My mom has arranged a wife for me
Stop making excuses!
Ask your mom to see me
I can't
She passed away
Let me go
I don't care
You are my man now
Don't come over
or I...
I'll kill myself
You stupid man
How dare you refuse?
What did you give me to drink?
Nothing!
But why do I feel dizzy?
The wine...
You...
Go to hell!
What happened? Why they feel dizzy?
I think the drug works
So, let's go then
Butterfly!
Kuen!
Don't go!
Did the medicine expire?
Kuen, how did you know I was here?
Cut the crap, they're coming
Who?
Let's go!
Stop!
You...
How dare you treat me like that?
Dad, today is your wedding
How can you fool around so fast?
What's wrong with you?
Since I ran in here quickly
You even ask your relatives here
Stop!
I don't know them
Why don't you switch on the trap?
I don't live here, how would I know?
Get out!
Hurry up
Come on, this way...
No, that way...
You should not touch base now
They hurt my beautiful butt
How do we escape?
Oh you...
Don't faint now... please... We all depend on you!
The solution is clear...
Clear? What is clear?
Clear water of course
Or would it be Clear Water Bay?
Get lost!
Wake up
Water
Ok, Ok
She wakes up...
Why are you so happy?
Stop quarreling, wake her up first
You dare treat me like nothing?
OK, I'll let you see my Rose stances!
Wake up...
Don't shake this bell
Don't shake this bell I said...
I have to finish the stance first
Shit, she's in trouble. I'll go and help
Are you alright?
I'm hurt
What's the matter with you?
I'm dying...
You look like Keith
What? He's your dad
I'm an orphan
Are you alright, senior?
Are you Ok?
Step aside, I'll fix them
How are you, Boss?
How dare you make trouble here?
No one can escape if I want him dead
Fire
I should blame only myself
Cause I was shot
But luckily, it is only my clothes
It's like a Cantonese action film
She knows the Super Palm
It's not Super Palm
It's the Super Strike Palm of the Black Rose book
She went crazy because...
of practicing this kind of kung fu
I hope I can get crazy like her
Are you crazy?
Shut up
At least, I won't endure the pain
Of missing that moron
I'll kill you
Your student doesn't want to offend you
Please forgive me
Put it down
How dare you offend my master's spirit tablet
You're dead meat
Please forgive me
I want to turn over a new leaf
I am glad you have your love
But I am not your Keith
Yes, maybe we can help you to find him
Shut up
I don't believe you
I'll kill you now
It's nonsense
Don't push him anymore
That's why Keith left us
Sister, I have been crazy these 20 years
And you have taken care of me
Now, I wake up
I don't know how to pay for it
You are like him
But you are not as charming as him
I'm really not him
And your style
only suits her
Thank you
Sister, I think we can't live
In this house any longer
Let's go
See you later
This is real
The sleeping beauty wakes up and becomes the queen
I wish you happiness forever
If you tell me some fairy tales
I'll be happy
Damn!